(via approach)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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(via approach)

skarchomp:

my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners” 

(via lubricates)

kimlipinjection:

foreverfakingsmiles:

whitelucio:

It’s so hot that we all survived 2018 and xxxtentacion didn’t

Fuck you!! X was everything!!!

everything but alive

(via swarnpert)

hooker-hoodlum:

whyyoustabbedme:

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Imagine how tired WE are

It’s on a fucking rope. They could have lowered the flag and fixed t.

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(Source: twitter.com, via swarnpert)

hatingongodot:

pulling-aggro:

hatingongodot:

u ever talk to someone and wish you could be like, “god i totally understand where you’re coming from, and yes this DOES suck a lot, but your shift leader at panda express is not like, a member of the capitalist class, he’s just some dude who’s worked at panda express for a while, and him telling the manager and the manager firing you for your third no-call no-show doesn’t make him like, your oppressor, he’s just some dude who probably has nothing to look forward to in life except like, his biweekly board game nights with the same friends he’s had since high school, and you should be able to relate to that because you also have never left the town you grew up in, which is FINE, i’m just saying like, you shouldn’t key Dan’s shitty 2003 mini cooper, he doesn’t own capital, if anything you should be mad at the MANAGER, but even then i don’t know if he counts as a member of the capitalist class either, so like, find another panda express, there is no dearth of panda expresses around here, and it doesn’t even have to be panda express, i think panera pays a lil better”

u good?

I’M fine, but i know some folks who are not

(via stressedbymystress)

gayskuntank:
“ crownedpatriot:
“Get you a girl like this
”
Me, feral,
”

gayskuntank:

crownedpatriot:

Get you a girl like this

Me, feral,

(via stressedbymystress)

12345qwerti:

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words
me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh
interviewer: hired

(via stressedbymystress)

sharkopolis:
“Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell.
”

sharkopolis:

Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell.

(via gisellegrantham-deactivated2020)

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

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(via hashtagblaze)

milsoph:
“ pettyqueer:
“ milsoph:
“ thecomplaintionist:
“ Mingus Reedus
” ”
The holy trinity
”

milsoph:

pettyqueer:

milsoph:

thecomplaintionist:

Mingus Reedus

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The holy trinity

(via swarnpert)

thetyrannosaur:

thetyrannosaur:

e-seal:

I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

call that a [joke pending]

call that a shrinkwrap supreme

(via swarnpert)